Prayed for a Pete and got a Pepper Part I

Dogs are the best; God’s gift to humankind. Cats? They’re too independent and unpredictable. One second, it’s a purring extravaganza, the next you’re lunch. With dogs, they always love you no matter how much of an idiot you are. Cats ignore, dismiss, and spurn. Dogs aim to please. Cats care about pleasing you as much … Continue reading Prayed for a Pete and got a Pepper Part I

Attention Wikipedia: This is the origin of the ‘Splash’

I’ve invented a new victory dance move. It’s called the “Splash” and pretty soon, everyone will be doing it – professional and college athletes alike will be “Splashing” all over your giant TV. Want to know how to do it? I will tell you, but first there’s a backstory. Remember the “Dab”? It was made … Continue reading Attention Wikipedia: This is the origin of the ‘Splash’