Dogs are the best; God’s gift to humankind. Cats? They’re too independent and unpredictable. One second, it’s a purring extravaganza, the next you’re lunch. With dogs, they always love you no matter how much of an idiot you are. Cats ignore, dismiss, and spurn. Dogs aim to please. Cats care about pleasing you as much … Continue reading Prayed for a Pete and got a Pepper Part I
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Attention Wikipedia: This is the origin of the ‘Splash’
I’ve invented a new victory dance move. It’s called the “Splash” and pretty soon, everyone will be doing it – professional and college athletes alike will be “Splashing” all over your giant TV. Want to know how to do it? I will tell you, but first there’s a backstory. Remember the “Dab”? It was made … Continue reading Attention Wikipedia: This is the origin of the ‘Splash’
Spare yourself Gen Z judgment
“You can map your life through your favorite movies, and no twopeople’s maps will be the same.” – Mary Schmich Several movies blew my mind when I was ten-years-old and like many parents, I wanted to share them with my children, hoping they too would be in awe. Unfortunately however, this generation has much higher … Continue reading Spare yourself Gen Z judgment
Spring Camp: Day 1
Alex,* my soon-to-be 13-year-old daughter, has been at camp for less than 24 hours and everyone in the family is missing her. I think even Hank, our dog feels the void. Her bed is looking extra empty. The most surprising of all is how much Hazel misses her little sister. She sought the cuddles of … Continue reading Spring Camp: Day 1
